but first let me just tell you, the vudu, it is powerful.
Last night was the thundercar enduro. Let's see whose nights ended earlier than they probably anticipated:
Josh Poore (hahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha BIG BREATH hahahahahahhahahahahahaha - and right in front of us. Honestly, I could have left right then and been happy.)
Ronnie Rose (OMG. Suck on that.)
Sam Folsom (ok I like him but he's friends with Ronnie Rose, so he got a teeny tiny bit of vudu, and it took him out. Choose your friends wisely is all I'm sayin.)
Randy Hoppes (Again, just an itsy bit of vudu, and his car is filled with smoke. I really just wanted a flat tire or something so he wouldn't place as high. It's like I can't control it.)
Jake McElfresh (Yeah, he was driving a Swinford car, but sorry, I've always kind of thought that he's a punk.)
Eric Evans (I AM DRUNK WITH POWER!)
So, maybe you're thinking that it was all a coincidence that all of my least favorite drivers were stopped short. It's a 200 lap race with almost 50 cars starting. There are always alot of wrecks and surely some of them are going to be your least favorites. Some of them, perhaps. But the only people that I knowingly don't like that aren't in that list are Shawn Cullen and Nick Warner. They are both low on my list of people I don't like, (ok, they've almost fallen to the indifferent list - Cullen is/was a friend of Rose and Warner is an alleged pothead) but Cullen, although finishing 2nd, was involved in one of the early wrecks and Warner ended up finishing 4th maybe (I totally don't remember and Anderson Speedway hasn't updated it's freaking website yet, ugh!), so at least he didn't win. AND THEN, in the FWD feature, he was in 2nd with I think less than 10 laps to go, and he got a flat. He got it changed and made it back out, but he still ended up in 5th or 6th (due to a DQ of someone else). So the vudu was there, people. I am not even kidding - don't screw with my drivers and wind up on the vudu list.
Now I'm irritated because I can't remember where Warner placed in the Thundercars.
1. Johnny Magee
2. Shawn Cullen
3. Rod Phipps
4. ? Nick Warner? Someone from out of town? I don't remember.
5. Herb Rose (as much as I don't like his son, I don't totally hate this guy. Not saying he wouldn't dirty you up, but he wouldn't be a whiny prick about it either and say he was going to rape your wife. So, yeah, he should have brought his son up better, but my mom certainly didn't raise me to drop F-bombs at the track and I still do it, so I can't totally blame that on him. Plus he raced with my Pappaw. Talk about old school.)
Well, upon checking the Herald Bulletin website
http://www.theheraldbulletin.com/sports/local_story_290233529.html?start:int=0
it seems Warner did finish 4th. So it was all Anderson guys. And one more thing - can Johnny Magee be stopped? I mean, other than when Ronnie Rose puts him out in the last turn? He's a freaking enduro MACHINE.